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5 Differences between an Politician and a CEO

  • A politician will raise $650 million to get a $400k job
    while a CEO will donate $400k to keep a $650 million job

  • A politician claims to care about the people and blames
    the CEO, the CEO claims to care about the shareholder
    and blames the politician

  • A politician passes a stimulus bill without reading it, a
    CEO reads the stimulus bill and passes out.

  • A politician takes a trip and the press calls it a fact
    finding mission, a CEO takes a trip and the press calls it
    a boondoggle.

  • A politician wants regulations to prevent CEOs from
    making too much money, a CEO wants to prevent
    politicians from making too many regulations